Binman is ringing this doorbell for ages because he can't find the bin. Anyway, just as he's about to leave this little Chinese man comes running down the stairs and answers the door.

'Where's your bin?' the binman asks.

'Ah bin upstairs'

'No, no. Where's your dustbin?'

'Ah, ah just bin upstairs avin' a poo' the little chinese man replies

'No, no. Where's your wheelie bin?' the binman says

'Ohkah, ah admit, ah weely bin upstairs avin a w***'
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