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Old 16-09-2010, 14:52
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Man’s wife dies in Israel whilst on holiday. The officials say we can bury your wife here for £150 or we can prepare her body and fly the her home for £15000. The husband says I want her flown home. The Official says why pay all that money when you could have a perfectly good funeral here for £150? The husband replies 2000 odd years ago a man died in this country and in three days he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!!!
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